Articles Tagged Shia LeBeouf

REVIEW: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps opens with a voice-over explaining the Cambrian explosion; a period of rapid evolution that occurred around 530 million years ago. This, we’re led to believe, was the “mother of all bubbles”. There’s little doubt that for director Oliver Stone, the preface is intended as a parallel to a more recent […]

REVIEW: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Had director Michael Bay been around in the Middle Ages he probably would’ve made quite a living performing experimental operations on the brains of conscious patients. While the times may be more civilised, and the tools of a different trade, with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Bay proves himself equally adept by administering the cinematic […]

REVIEW: Transformers

There’s a song in Team America in which the lonesome soloist, belting out a mournful dirge to his departed love, exhales, “I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbour”. If Trey Parker and Matt Stone ever team up for a sequel to that film, perhaps they could pen […]